Free school dinners will be universal, and the nutritional standards re-introduced. Breakfast and after school services will also be available. Home economics will be re-introduced to the curriculum; this might save Tories, who removed it, from complaining that “people don’t know how to budget”.
Economic theories will be taught as theories.
Schools will encourage pupils to bring in soil samples from their gardens, which will be tested for P.H. values. Customised bee bombs will then be produced to help pollinators. Carbon capture planting can be added.
All schools will have sports half day every Friday, including inter-school competition, off premises visits and mental activities such as chess. Parental inclusion is to be encouraged.
Everyone will have to clean the toilets for a week.
More focus on 3 Cs – creativity, collaboration, and communication.
Primary school children will be taught 12 words of Esperanto in the first year and a little more each year. The initial words will be: yes, no, please, thank you, help, hospital, venomous, allergy, police, good and bad. We will encourage all nations to join us in this enterprise.